From almost the very start the Nats have understood the new
politics of post devolution Scotland much better than us.
I say “almost” because at the very start the Nats didn’t.
They fought the 1999 election on a platform of bare
coherence. Never mind the electorate not understanding what a SNP victory in
that contest might mean, the SNP didn’t have a lot of idea
themselves. It would have meant some
sort of Independecy thing but as to the conduct of the day to day
administration of Scotland in the meantime? No idea.
The Labour Party, on the other hand, was the Labour Party.
Perhaps not very exciting but with generations of experience of running Local
Government and the wider local state: Health Boards; Universities: Quangos and
voluntary organisations large and small. All experience immediately available.
And if that was not enough, also immediately available, patently sensible
leadership in the personification of big Donald himself.
Looking back it was only our own self denying ordinance of a
system designed to ensure there never being an absolute majority for any Party
at Holyrood which prevented that very occurrence.
Anyway, what did that matter when we had the Libs?
So we were in power, the Libs were in power of sorts and all
was well with the world. Or at least our wee bit of it.
Except that the SNP learned from experience.
John Swinney was at one time a much derided figure. He took
over from Eck version one, struggled to make any real public impact and
eventually resigned after the 2003 election having lost further ground from an
initially losing position.
But Swinney had one major achievement. He turned the SNP
into a serious Party of Government. At least in aspiration.
By 2003 you understood what an SNP administration at
Holyrood would mean and that it didn’t mean immediate insurrection. And you
understood, crucially, that it would mean at least as basically a competent
administration as the Labour Party could bring.
The chip on both shoulders brigade would still be
accommodated within the SNP, for they still constituted the bulk of the foot
soldiers, but they would no longer call all of the shots.
Meanwhile the Scottish Labour Party moved in the opposite
direction.
When we thought we had a serious battle against the Tories
we deployed serious forces. If you look at who picked up the spoils of the
Scottish Tory collapse consider who they were: Sam Galbraith; Brian Wilson;
Anne McGuire; Anne Begg. At the point of ultimate triumph Jim Murphy.
Even our bitterest opponents would concede that these are
not exactly lobby fodder.
But in the context of the Scottish Parliament we didn’t need
such considerations. We’d be in power forever so why not share out the spoils
with the faithful irrespective of talent? We were surely never going to lose
any of these safe seats.
So between 1999 and 2011 virtually every vacancy that arose
on the Labour benches was filled, or anticipated to be filled, by an
undistinguished former local councillor who secured selection in their own home
constituency despite having not the remotest prospect of being selected in a
million years in any other.
The key phrase above is “anticipated to be filled”. For, time and time again, the electorate,
even the traditionally Labour electorate, responded that if this was the best
we could offer........
Not that we noticed.
Meanwhile the Nats moved in one other vital respect in the
other direction.
In 2007 every ballot paper across Scotland read “[Insert
name here] SNP. Alex Salmond for First Minister.”
Now, I don’t like Mr Salmond but I recognise that he is a
politician of the first rank.
But more importantly the Nats had recognised that. If you didn’t have strength in depth then you
looked to where you did have strength. And Mr Salmond was that strength.
We on the other hand offered Jack as no more than our leader
of the moment and, after Wendy fell, essentially suggested to the electorate
that our (and potentially their) momentary leader was a matter that they should
leave up to us.
So we end up where we are.
But let us (Eck aside) conduct a public recognition contest
about the 2016 Scottish Parliament Election.
And, having thought about it briefly, let us concede that based on current
Holyrood runners and riders it would be a bit like when Shergar ran in the
Derby and the bookies offered odds on who would be second.
I might not like Nicola much more than Eck but.......
So where does that leave the Scottish Labour Party following
Johann’s departure?
Well, first of all, it does not leave us in a situation the
remaining 36 of them are free to fight it out between themselves. Much as they did in
2011, the 36 will argue that’s what should happen for who would turn down a
36/1 chance of being First Minister?
Except, I’m sorry, not one of the 36 has the remotest chance
of being elected First Minister in May 2016. Some might have missed their
chance, others might yet have their chance to come. But if any one of them is offered
as the option in May 2016............. we might as well save the Party and the
Country some money by cancelling the election altogether.
I have no idea why the Scottish Executive took a paniced decision today to hold a leadership election on a truncated time scale and under a discredited electoral system. They might not have noticed but the referendum is over and there is no Scottish Parliament election for eighteen months. We could easily have allowed Anas to act pro tem and elected a temporary "group leader" at Holyrood.
That would have allowed us to think at least one move ahead. Instead, what would someone not currently at Holyrood be expected to do at the General Election next May if they became leader of the Scottish Party? Leave any elected office for a year? Stand for Westminster for twelve months and hope the parliamentary arithmetic doesn't require their regular attendance? Try to get into Holyrood in an engineered by-election and risk defeat in the process?
None of these matters appear to have been given the slightest thought. But I suppose that is par for the current course.
But what is done appears to be what is done.
And so I end with a blunt but obvious statement. We need a leader with some idea (any idea) of what to do and one who has even a remote prospect of becoming First Minister in 2016.
It pains me to say it but only one conceivable candidate ticks both these boxes.
And thus although he and I come from different wings of our Party
I am left with one inevitable conclusion.
Give me Murphy or give me death.